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Maus says: so I'll take a Scrying Ball with Teevo...I hear they're available at QuestBuy

"Oh, tell me he's 3 inches tall." - Bebop about Darkling "Okay, we get it: you're evil!" - Bebop about Darkling

3 inch tall demon: "Fear me!" Xander (//taunting the fear demon//)**:** "Who's the little fear demon? Come on, who's the little fear demon?" Giles: "Don't taunt the fear demon." Xander: "Why? Can he hurt me?" Giles: "No, it's just... tacky." -- Bebop quoting Buffy episode "Fear Itself"

(The dragon crash hangover...) He woke up going 'dude, where's my mind? - Sato about Kirin Um... he always wakes up that way. - Bebop about Kirin

(About an Arion-based religion) I'll call mine the Arionian temple. It'll be in the bar. We'll all drink beer. - Bebop I've so found my religion. - Mojo His gosple is written on post-its. - Mojo And all 4 of his commandments. - Bebop Hmm... thou shalt party, thou shalt party more, thou shalt party lots, and thou shalt get chicks? - Mojo You forgot thou shalt not drinketh of skunky beer. - Bebop


 * Kirin looks up at the dragon.* "Eh, been there. Done that." - Mojo

"If Arion wolfs out again, he's getting held down and shaved!" - Mojo

"Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it." - Sato

Do we have an un-clusterfuck-ification spell handy? - Mojo

"You and your fucking rope." - Bebop

"Good puppy. You get a treat." - Whisper "Shush, Shush." - Caspian

"storytelling saviors... What do they do? Talk 'em to death?" "Bards... Bodyguards..." "Say, Shush... Tell me a story." (all Caspian) "I do not tell stories." - Whisper "But you're a bodyguard, you should tell stories." - Caspian "So, can you sing?" - Caspian "Dance?" - Caspian
 * looking baffled at the idea of dancing bodyguards*

No, silly head... they're followers of Arion... and his devilish handsomness. - Maus Thats Captain Arion to you... - Bebop

"Moist Fickle Schnitzel." Mojo

 “Is that why everyone of them laughs at you when you turn around?” “Cuz that’s a cool command” - Mojo "You’re the biggest jerk i’ve ever met. and i’ve met a possessed guy. he was bad. but you’re way worse.” - Kirin

(Maus narrating for both Jen and Arion) "Ok team let's go" - Arion "Great idea thanks captain Arion" - Jen "I'm only captain because I am so devilishly handsome, don't feel like you must use the title" - Arion "Its ok Capt Arion, I like the sound of it" - Jen "Why thank you Jen" - Arion "No Problem Captain" - Jen

"...or level a couple times and learn a freakin teleport spell. noob." - Mojo

"As undead cheerleaders invade our hotel room" - Kristie

"zombie cheerleaders... they had no brains to begin with, and now that they are zombies they realize it and are hunting for them." - Bebop

"Thank you Joe" - Jen "Name's actually Drucien. If you're going to be calling me something, at least I'll give you something decent to call me by." - Jen "But I like Joe..." - Kirin

"Animals on Attack" - Lia

"Never mess with the Dark Side. Yoda says so." - B n Sato

"This conversation is like a T-rex loose in the special olympics." - Mojo

"Poisons, pins, needles... maybe even some gasoline...." -Sato

"I'll destroy the village but only if I get a pony." - Mojo

"weapon focus, grenade launcher" - Mojo

"Carter is like one of those guys who only wears Armani." - Sato

"You have the bandits really be space pirates... and they were trying to hijack a space shuttle. Well, that backfired too... and the spaceshuttle comes hurtling out of the atmosphere.." - Mojo

"Mister Shiny Rock Junior Alphonse the Second!" - Kirin, about the 'Gift'

"No spelunking in our well. Any who do will go to Hell."

"now I need to call mister demon..." - Kirin

Your mind is suddenly filled with brilliant, blinding white hot light - DM mer! turn it off! tries to stop the spell* - Arion (just like that one time you were sucking on the business end of a flamethrower.) - Mojo

is he showing signs of pain or dicomfort - Lia like hemroids? - Sato he's showing symptoms of disco fever - Mojo

(haha you got mered on) - Maus (ew?) - Mojo

OOOhhh... I take another Feat print - Maus Look... the little 'weapon focus' critter was here! - Bebop

(cool! my gnome's gname is herbert!) - Mojo


 * about mind control* "Maybe someone messed with his wires and is remote controlling him now... like the little tyco race cars... go little buddy... go!" - Bebop

"Dunin's demon name wouldn't happen to be 'Michael Jackson' would it?" - Mojo

"My horse is a verb!" - Maus

"Someone should maybe go wake Arion up. Hey Sun you did such a good job last night do you want another try?" - Jen

"some help here... i seem to be captured by a large blanket monster with kirin's voice" - Arion

"is that breakfast, or what was breakfast?" - Arion

"Thousands of magial traps, undead creatures, rats as big as you...." - Sun "Though the prospect of all the treasure hidden down there didn't stop him the first eight times he went in." - Star "Six. This next one wil be seven. And I was only lost the first time." - Sun "So, I guess this is the last chance to bail folks..." - Arion

"so whats behind door number 3, Bob?" - B in the labyrinth

"If you're in trouble, give this a rub. I'll whisper in your ear. It's way nub nub." - Keraph's note to Kirin

'way to respect the dead'- Arion "Hey, they're dead. What are they going to do with it?" - Sun

"Hey. Look. A kid!" - Kirin about the drunken gnome he just found.

"All i've pilfered is a gnome..." - Kirin (cue zelda music, ba da da da! You've got A Gnome!) - mojo (as the Gnome spins in a circle over Kirin's head) - bebop