Bortran

Gnomish Inventor extraordinaire! Smooth talkin little gnome that could sell beef to a vegan. Twice. Has a random collection of Infomercial-esque inventions that he dilligently builds and sells at fairs and bazaars. Or the useful inventions, which he specially builds for those "special" customers. Anything from explosive clockwork turtles to his infamous MDR Device (Mechanical Dragon Replacement, version 3.1, patent pending.)